animalstalkinginallcaps:
SHIPS ARE COMING IN. MY LORD, LOOK AT ALL THOSE SAILORS. WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I SWEAR TO GOD THEY NEED TO TELEPORT MY OVARIES TO AFGHANISTAN RIGHT NOW. BOOOOOOOOM. PROBLEM SOLVED. SCORCHED EARTH.
SHIPS ARE COMING IN. MY LORD, LOOK AT ALL THOSE SAILORS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I SWEAR TO GOD THEY NEED TO TELEPORT MY OVARIES TO AFGHANISTAN RIGHT NOW. BOOOOOOOOM. PROBLEM SOLVED. SCORCHED EARTH.